Ersatz Intellectual Opium

Not really opium

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Government:
students should either study or get a job
Government:
*raises tuition by tens of thousands of dollars*
Government:
*cuts thousands of jobs*
Government:
god those young people are lazy shits
The government doesn't raise tuition.
The government doesn't create jobs.
Educate yourself. You're using the greatest invention in human history to spread falsehoods which serve only to inspire distrust and distaste of and for government. Use it for its intended purpose and go learn.
Also, fuck you.

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theonion:

With eight confirmed cases of the highly fatal Ebola virus in the U.S. and revelations that health care workers potentially exposed to it have traveled on passenger flights and cruise ships, fears that the disease will spread across the country have grown.

Actually read it.

theonion:

With eight confirmed cases of the highly fatal Ebola virus in the U.S. and revelations that health care workers potentially exposed to it have traveled on passenger flights and cruise ships, fears that the disease will spread across the country have grown.

Actually read it.

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feelinranty:

necessary-sass:

curlybrownboy:

belindapendragon:

kobetyrant:

HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?

Reblogging this good news…again.

y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious

Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.

"Ramarni, what will you do when you grow up?"
"Literally everything."
So excited when I hear stories like this because imagine what he will accomplish

He’ll probably become so crippled by the pressure to be great that he resorts to drugs to handle the stress and accomplishes nothing.So thanks for causing that, assholes.

feelinranty:

necessary-sass:

curlybrownboy:

belindapendragon:

kobetyrant:

HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?

Reblogging this good news…again.

y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious

Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.

"Ramarni, what will you do when you grow up?"

"Literally everything."

So excited when I hear stories like this because imagine what he will accomplish

He’ll probably become so crippled by the pressure to be great that he resorts to drugs to handle the stress and accomplishes nothing.

So thanks for causing that, assholes.

(Source: lawdgevus, via australian-government)