Ersatz Intellectual Opium

Not really opium

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threewantfoure:

the-sailboat-and-the-walrus:

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

Fuck yes.This is what’s known as “justice.”

Whining about your boss on the internet ain’t shit.  This—THIS is how to respond to infringement of rights.  Anyone who can’t understand the Golden Rule will only understand PAIN AND DEATH

threewantfoure:

the-sailboat-and-the-walrus:

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

Fuck yes.

This is what’s known as “justice.”

Whining about your boss on the internet ain’t shit.  This—THIS is how to respond to infringement of rights.  Anyone who can’t understand the Golden Rule will only understand PAIN AND DEATH

Filed under because this one guy says awesome stuff a lot

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Anonymous asked: no need to be an asshole.

No, there isn’t, but it’s just so fun

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

Except when there’s another guy who third-wheels them, too, and you two become buddies and then you seduce him and he becomes a gay prostitute.

(via threewantfoure)

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equiis-reginis:

malira:

factsbrain:

Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality. - weird, interesting & funny facts

SIGNAL BOOST the hallucinations of benadryl are known to take every fear and of yours and put it into a hallucination like monsters forming from objects, objects trying to grab you, some people have experienced suicide situations (like thinking a beloved one committed suicide), pretty much anything the far deep back of your mind is scared
THERE IS NO PLEASANT HIGH OFF OF BENADRYL and from personal experience I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Do not try it because its a cheap high, its a terrifying high. I don’t support any form of drug use but I know I can’t stop people so please just be safe!!!

muggle version of a boggart, right here.

Obviously you’re just a lil bitch.

equiis-reginis:

malira:

factsbrain:

Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality. - weirdinteresting & funny facts

SIGNAL BOOST the hallucinations of benadryl are known to take every fear and of yours and put it into a hallucination like monsters forming from objects, objects trying to grab you, some people have experienced suicide situations (like thinking a beloved one committed suicide), pretty much anything the far deep back of your mind is scared

THERE IS NO PLEASANT HIGH OFF OF BENADRYL and from personal experience I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Do not try it because its a cheap high, its a terrifying high. I don’t support any form of drug use but I know I can’t stop people so please just be safe!!!

muggle version of a boggart, right here.

Obviously you’re just a lil bitch.

(via basicallyleigh)

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thirsty-hoe:

much-too-troublesome:

fatalismulier:

I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!”

And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.”

Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights. 

I have been waiting all my tumblr life for this to appear on my dash

You know exactly what people mean when they say that. Stop being an over analytical asshole.

(Source: resilienttbastard)

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inbroadwayvalley:

I would like a TAJ spin-off featuring Ty Johnson as he uses his baking skills to solve crimes, with Anders as his partner in crime

Ty: Looks like the perpetrator was a fan of cinnamon. But they’ve been very careful to use tin foil to stop them from leaving any more evidence. We’ll have to go back to square 1.
Anders: *shaking his head* Well, Ty, looks like we’ve been foiled again.

Please?