Ersatz Intellectual Opium

Not really opium

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masserror:

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thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

I’m approximately 90% Scottish and I can confirm that this happened to my youngest uncle. I’ve literally only seen him wear pants once in my life: in full dress uniform for his retirement from the Marines.

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So, yeah, I’m still painfully unhappy and am going to be miserable for the next four years of my life. But at least I won’t have debt. But then again, I probably want have a career either since I CAN’T GET A FULL EDUCATION IN FARSI

Filed under DoS was my plan

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crunchier:

it’s either you spend your life indoors on tumblr and go to parties once every three month or you party hard and don’t care about tumblr

there’s no in-between

False; I check Tumblr once or twice a day and party pretty much every chance I get.

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I would just like to take a moment to point out how god-awful the counselors at Mobile Christian School are. I applied to four school:the University of Alabama, the University of Michigan, Columbia University in the City of New York, and Yale. Three of those (the last three) are Common Application schools, which means that after the student completes the application, the school counselor has a segment that they must do as well. Thanks to the absolutely ineptitude of Ricky Butts, my applications were not even considered for any of those schools. He failed to complete the counselor portion by the deadline. I was reminded of just how much I didn’t want to go the Alabama today as I signed up for classes. I was meeting with my adviser and she noted offhandedly that she had never seen anyone take Farsi and that she wasn’t sure they even had a teacher for it (which they do, but that’s neither here nor there). This reminded me of the fact that I literally never thought I would have to attend Alabama until all of my other applications fell through. Why? Because the major I was going to pursue at Yale, Columbia, or Michigan was Persian Language and Literature. Not only does Alabama not have a major anything like that, they barely offer one of the most-sought languages for national defense and intelligence careers. To give you an idea of how low on my totem pole Alabama was, I spoke with a representative of the College of Engineering when I came to interview to go to Oxford. At the time, I was considering majoring in engineering, but was planning to do so at Columbia or Auburn. Because of this, the specific degree in which I was interested was biomedical engineering. When I mentioned this, the lady I was speaking with said rather dismissively that that was a new, unproven field and was not offered at Alabama. At the time, I thought how glad I was that I would never be attending Alabama. Unfortunately, I am now attending Alabama thanks to an unqualified, useless old windbag.

I’m probably going to steal some of this language when I write a letter to MoChri telling them never to use my achievements in promotional work unless they want to see me in court.

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tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

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supernxturalfandom:

us-the-teens:

im following anyone that reblogs this.
no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.
doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.
Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)

I’ m disappointed if you’re on tumblr but prefer Facebook 

supernxturalfandom:

us-the-teens:

im following anyone that reblogs this.

no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.

doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.

Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)

I’ m disappointed if you’re on tumblr but prefer Facebook 

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danmeth:

John Stamos bugging me while I try to work this morning.
How rude! (Just kidding… very nice guy)

Weirdly, this is not the first time Uncle Jesse and I have crossed paths: A couple years ago he was seen wearing the Beach Boys /Black Flag shirt I made while playing drums for the actual Beach Boys!

I SAW THAT TOUR! AND HE HAD ON THAT SHIRT! HOLY SHIT!